Here's our favorite police blotter item of the day.
ASSISTANCE, SOUTHPARK CENTER: A female shopper at SouthPark Mall was not pleased with the way a store manager handled an injury she suffered while trying on a pair of jeans and notified police.
Police received the call at 5:09 p.m. Nov. 28 and when they spoke with the woman, it was determined the issue was a civil matter and that she needed to contact her insurance company.
Oh, how we wish there were more details on this one.
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