Tempers can run high over donuts. Maybe they ran out of the strawberry-glazed ones you like so much. Perhaps the chocolate cake batch was made earlier in the day, and now they are stale and not delicious and the workers don't much care.
But nothing, we repeat nothing, should make you whip it out and urinate on the counter, no matter how upset you get or drunk you are. Fox 8 reports that 19-year-old James Dobran unzipped and unleashed in an incident that should have customers of an Alliance Dunkin Donuts running for a new spot, one where coffees and crullers aren't being pushed over a counter that not so long again was covered in pee.
According to the police report, cops were called to the DD earlier in the morning after store employees claimed Dobran whipped out his Bavarian Kreme stick and urinated on the floor and counter. Yes, he was pretty drunk.
Police showed up and Dobran made things worse, resisting arrest and threatening an officer, "that his people from Youngstown would kill [the officer] very soon."
Dobran made more of a stink at the station and had to be restrained. He's been charged with underage consumption, aggravated menacing, resisted his arrest, criminal mischief and public indecency.