Midges, annoying little pieces of shit, Canadian Soldiers, or as Casey Blake famously referred to them after the infamous midge game at The Jake, "little pterodactyls," — whatever you want to call them, they're back.
They'll be around for a week or so, then die and be eaten by birds. There are only two options for how to deal with them. The proper way:
And the whussy way:
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