Alliance cops picked up 23-year-old Dayn Kelley last week after receiving a tip of a drunken man in a McDonald's parking lot around 6:30 a.m. He failed some sobriety tests, eventually blowing a .234 back at the station, which is triple the legal limit and a number which means his OVI is now a "Super" OVI. Yes, that's really a thing.
Anyway, here's a still from a video of his sobriety test. We'll leave this pic up all weekend. Best caption left in the comments come Monday morning wins... well... nothing, but we'd like for you to make us laugh.