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The Future of Trash: City of Cleveland launches “Automated Waste Collection and Curbside Recycling Program,” marking subtle shift from the previous program, in which Clevelanders automatically dropped their shit on the ground.
LYFAO: Painesville schools superintendent calls sign depicting internet catchphrase “You Mad Bro?” at football game racially charged, plans to let public know if “LOL” is also racist once his free AOL CD comes in the mail.
Lakewood Progressivism: West Side suburb garners national praise for fighting blight by tearing down crummy houses; draws confused looks after insisting empty lots are now zoned only for bars, churches, or bars in churches.
This Week's Index: You need another three-day weekend, but White Cane Safety Day is still a month away.
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