You clicked after reading just the first four words of that headline, so it wasn't even worth finishing it. Does it really matter what a half-naked drunk woman was caught doing to merit a post from 19 Action News? No, no it doesn't. It's a safe assumption, however, that it involves the cops.
Which it does.
A snippet, presented without comment:
Police say the woman was only wearing a G-string, fishnet stockings and stiletto heels.
Try to guess what the story involves before clicking over for the full article.