Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.
A Friend to Flash Mobsters: Mayor Jackson ignores city council’s bid to criminalize smartphones and other electronic devices, in a rare display of solidarity with every other human being on earth. Given that he is the mayor, his silence led to the measure’s passage anyway.
Modesty, the Best Policy" New survey by LivingSocial reveals that Clevelanders consider themselves the least attractive people in the U.S.; results also show that smokin’ -hot cities are way more likely to hook up with modest cities at parties.
Check Your Head: NFL cracks down on Browns’ handling of Colt McCoy’s head injury. Follow-up inquiry to focus on Browns’ handling of season ticket holders’ chronic nausea.
This Week's Index: Rejoice — you’ve got three more weeks before this weather makes you miserable!
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