Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.
Nothing to See Here: 12 Amish men charged in beard-cutting attacks challenge federal hate-crimes law, arguing their actions were an internal matter among their own kind; lawyers for Jimmy Dimora kicking themselves for not thinking of that one.
The Tightest Spiral: Browns QB Colt McCoy tells The Christian Post he is “confident he will be okay because he has God.” Coach Pat Shurmur later reveals that the Lord will trade reps with McCoy in camp and the job is His to lose.
Good Seats Still Available: Pollstar ranks Quicken Loans Arena No. 12 for most tickets sold among venues nationwide. In other news: Cleveland State’s Wolstein Center is still available for your bar mitzvah or party needs. They’ll throw in the viking!
This Week's Index: Your St. Patrick's Day forecast — 100,000 people, sun, a few beers, and patches of vomit.