Alternate title of this video: Two idiots jawing at each other idiotically.
"Get a haircut, garbage man," and "Get your dick out of your mouth," are not exactly raising the discourse of shit-talking to any new levels.
What about: "Your park-adjusted August ERA in day games is higher than your momma's LDL!" instead? Boom! Too on-the-nose?
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