Because we all know the best way to contextualize the life of a controversial figure is to dip into the trigger-finger responses Joe Everymen fire off indiscriminately into the Twitterverse at red lights on the morning commute in. But we're going to have to call a moratorium right here and now on all Art-Modell-moving-teams-in-hell jokes. That shit got played out really fast.
Ululate on, dear Cleveland:
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