Update II: Phil Croucher was suspended for two days after the chief reviewed the incident. Turns out all his cop compatriots were the ones egging him on. The full report is hilarious in its detail, which you can read here, but this is a solid nugget:
"[Ptl. Croucher] said he went back and forth in his mind whether he was going to do it or not. However, he was never coerced by anyone. And then, when the countdown began, he felt he had to go through with it. He said money was the biggest factor in him doing it. He said he did it for the money. He never thought of the possibility of the incident being on the internet."
The lesson, as always, is just assume whatever you do in public will end up on the internet.
Update: It was a Mentor police officer — Phil Croucher — who did the pee dunking for a price. His captain is disappointed in him. His wife has probably still not kissed him since that day. (19 Action News)
The headline says it all. Stay classy, Browns fans.
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