She was arrested, like, just a few weeks ago for shoveling her neighbors' driveway without consent.
This time, though, Susan Warren, 53, was accused of beating her 22-year-old son with a homemade weapon described as "having a black handle with a weighted end."
If it sounds bizarre, it is. But rest assured, she'll make her way back into local headlines in about a month or so with even more wackiness.
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