Branded 5k runs are kind of a thing now and they're awesome, and hot on the heels of races like the Ditka run in Chicago comes the Bernie Shuffle, an ode via pavement to No. 19 himself, "Bernie Bernie" Kosar, with the thick irony of 99% of runners being faster than the not-so-fleet-of-foot Miami product.
Mark your calendars, Browns fans: November 1 at Voinovich Park. The site is live here
with maps and registration details, like the fact you'll score a Bernie t-shirt and beer after completing the just-over-3-mile course, in addition to a headband and other swag (the art for which is designed by the fabulous OK Pants