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Monday, July 20, 2009

eBay Item of the Day: Bernie Kosar Mask

Posted By on Mon, Jul 20, 2009 at 2:10 PM

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What? You think it would be easier to make this yourself than buy it? Probably. But then you wouldn't get the satisfaction of paying $0.99 for this gem.

I think the description from the seller is better than anything I could ever dream of putting together, so, in their own words:

CLEVELAND BROWNS FANS # 19 IN YOUR PROGRAM #1 IN YOUR HEART BERNIE KOSAR.!!!!!!!!!!! THESE BERNIE MASKS WERE A BIG HIT IN THE CITY OF CLEVELAND WHEN THAT SCUMBAG ART MODELL RELEASED THE HEART AND SOUL OF THE CLEVELAND BROWNS BERNIE KOSAR. THE NEXT HOME GAME THAT SUNDAY HAD 80,000 SCREAMING BERNIE FANS WITH THESE MASKS IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES. AAAAH THOSE WERE THE DAYS MY FRIENDS....WE THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER END.WE SINGn DANC....... FOR ONLY 99 cents YOU TOO CAN HAVE A BARREL OF CHUCKLES OR SAVE IT FOR HALLOWEEN AFTER 6-8 BEERS YOU'LL LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF TOO.

Yep. Or you can take it down to your local accountant and have a good laugh while lecturing him on how to manage his money.

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