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Diversion of the Day: "Discovery May Help Fat Asses Everywhere"

By Joe Tone on Fri, Nov 30, 2007 at 12:18 pm

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Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On Today's brief refuge from those damn TPS reports is brought to you buy the Onion, and Brian, the fat kid who refused to take off his shirt. -- Joe P. Tone

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