Jane boldly predicts that Brad Pitt will stay married to Angelina Jolie -- though they're not actually married.
Our favorite self-shilling psychic hit us up again today to promote her predictions for 2007. Not that we have anything against fortune teller Jane Doherty
. But some of her prognosticating leaves us, well, spellbound.
Take her forecast for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. "They are a star couple, who will stay in love and survive the Hollywood marriage curse," Doherty gushes.
News flash to Jane: Pitt and Jolie aren't married.
"Paris Hilton's boyfriend will dump her but she will react by partying with a new beau," she continues. That's a prediction?
"Oil will be found in North America" is another gem. Evidently, Jane has yet to hear of this place called Alaska.
And here's the best: The Democrats will nominate Hillary Clinton as their presidential nominee; the Republicans will pit Rudy Giuliani against her.
Unless there's something Jane's not telling us, we don't vote for our next president until 2008. -- Cris Glaser