Savage Love Live at Denver's Oriental Theater last week was epic. I fielded sex questions in front of a sold-out crowd, singer-songwriter Rachel Lark performed amazing news songs, comedian Elise Kerns absolutely killed it, and Tye—a token straight guy plucked at random from the audience—joined us onstage and gave some pretty great sex advice! We couldn't get to all the audience questions during the show, so I'm going to race through as many unanswered questions as I can in this week's column...
You've famously said, "Oral comes standard." How long before anal comes standard?
How does a week from next Tuesday grab you?
I enjoyed a great sex life with many kinky adventures until my husband died suddenly two years ago. I have insurance $$$ and a house to sell and a dream of using the proceeds to become a sex-positive therapist. Crazy idea? Or something the world needs more of?
Judging by how many people tell me they're having a hard time finding sex-positive, kink-positive, open-positive, and poly-positive therapists, I would definitely file "sex-positive therapist" under "world needs more of." Chase that dream!
How do you introduce your inexperienced-but-willing-to-try partner to BDSM?
By starting a two-person book club. Order Playing Well with Others: Your Field Guide to Discovering, Exploring, and Navigating the Kink, Leather, and BDSM Communities by Lee Harington and Mollena Williams, The Ultimate Guide to Kink: BDSM, Role Play, and the Erotic Edge edited by Tristan Taormino, and SM 101: A Realistic Introduction by Jay Wiseman. Read and discuss, and discuss some more—and when you're ready to start playing, take it slow!
What resources are available—which do you recommend—to share with my male partner so he can improve (learn) oral sex? (Girl oral sex!)
Two more book recommendations: The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus: How to Go Down on a Woman and Give Her Exquisite Pleasure by Violet Blue and She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman by Ian Kerner.
My boyfriend told me that women orgasm only 60 percent of the time compared to men. I said I want orgasm equity. How do I navigate his pansy-assed male ego to find a solution?
The orgasm gap—91 percent of men reported climaxing in their last opposite-sex sexual encounter compared to 64 percent of women (National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior)—doesn't exist for lesbians and bi women in same-sex relationships. So the problem isn't women and their elusive orgasms, it's men and their lazy-ass bullshit. A contributing factor is that women often have a hard time advocating for their own pleasure because they've been socialized to defer to men. There's evidence of that in your question: You want to navigate this problem—the problem being a selfish boyfriend who doesn't care enough about you to prioritize your pleasure and has taken cover behind the orgasm gap—but you want to spare his ego in the process. Fuck his precious ego. Tell him what you want and show him what it takes to get you off. If he refuses to do his part to close the orgasm gap in your apartment, show him the door.
How do you prioritize sex with your partner when life gets so busy and masturbation is so much easier? My fiancé is down for quickies sometimes but not always.
Forgive my tautology, but you prioritize sex by prioritizing sex. Scheduled sex can be awesome sex. Truly pressed for time? You can always masturbate together.