Artie Lange — the greatest Howard Stern sidekick ever — is comin' to the Cleve on June 20. All tickets are $50.
Lange is playing two shows: one scheduled for 7 p.m., one scheduled for 9:30.
All due respect to Artie, we'll be shocked if he arrives anywhere close to on-time for either. The tix are expensive, but it's a rare chance to see the guy before he has a coronary fueled by booze and other stuff. By "other stuff," we mean greasy food.
Anyway, now that we've kinda bagged on him, here's a plug for his recent autobiography, Too Fat to Fish. He ain't kiddin'. Go buy it.
Seriously, Artie rules. Consider all the ball-busting an intervention. —D.X. Ferris
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