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Thursday, August 19, 2010

"LeBron James is a Bitch" Song by Mike Polk

Posted By on Thu, Aug 19, 2010 at 12:31 PM

Mike Polk, purveyor of those viral Cleveland tourism videos and all-around funny guy, played a special song recently at Brothers Lounge.

"LeBron James is a Bitch", is the title. Quite beautiful, actually. And there's some hilarious lines in there, including the one about crackdealers in Akron missing Gloria. Listen and enjoy.

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