21 Lies Every Clevelander Has Told Themselves

We all tell ourselves some lies from time to time, especially about the city that we live in. There are the lies every Cleveland has told themselves at some point of their life. 
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"I’ll pick up all the dog poop before it snows"
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"I’ll pick up all the dog poop before it snows"

"I’ll check out the beach this summer"
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"I’ll check out the beach this summer"

"Blossom traffic won't be bad this time"
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"Blossom traffic won't be bad this time"

"I'm going to vote in this mayoral election"
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"I'm going to vote in this mayoral election"

"We finally found our quarterback"
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"We finally found our quarterback"

"Cedar Point = Culture"
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"Cedar Point = Culture"

"Deshaun Watson is innocent"
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"Deshaun Watson is innocent"

"That pothole I hit probably didn't do any damage"
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"That pothole I hit probably didn't do any damage"

"The city will probably fix that pothole soon too"
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"The city will probably fix that pothole soon too"

"Why would anyone move to Chicago or New York?"
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"Why would anyone move to Chicago or New York?"