January 12, 2023

26 Four-Word Cleveland Horror Stories

Redditors in San Diego and Buffalo came up with threads asking other users to share a four-word horror story about their respective cities. User anony-mouse8604 borrowed the idea, asking users to "Write a Cleveland horror story in four words." As usual, Reddit didn't disappoint.

These are the best responses.
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Dime Beer Night 1974
Via Boxofmixedbiscuits/Reddit
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Dime Beer Night 1974


Via Boxofmixedbiscuits/Reddit
Westside market closed indefinitely 
Via Garybunofsky/Reddit
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Westside market closed indefinitely


Via Garybunofsky/Reddit
Regional income tax agency
Via Dodekahedroid/Reddit
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Regional income tax agency


Via Dodekahedroid/Reddit
So many f’ing balloons 
Via Minuteman_Capital/Reddit
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So many f’ing balloons


Via Minuteman_Capital/Reddit
The Cleveland Browns Select 
Via Meiring54/Reddit
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The Cleveland Browns Select


Via Meiring54/Reddit
We're out of beer
Via schindigrosa/Reddit
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We're out of beer


Via schindigrosa/Reddit
Alone with Deshaun Watson
Via Beneficial-Finish295/Reddit
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Alone with Deshaun Watson


Via Beneficial-Finish295/Reddit
Not enough lakefront access 
Via Adsvx215/Reddit
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Not enough lakefront access


Via Adsvx215/Reddit
Lido Lounge permanently closed
Via AGeneralDischarge/Reddit
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Lido Lounge permanently closed


Via AGeneralDischarge/Reddit
Browns to Baltimore again 
Via Tukatuka/Reddit
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Browns to Baltimore again


Via Tukatuka/Reddit