30 Commandments of Living in Cleveland

The basic tenets of life in Cleveland can be boiled down to some agreed-upon rules that govern those who are from or live in Cleveland. We can disagree about a lot, but we can't disagree on these points.
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You will curse I-480
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You will curse I-480
The air show is high art
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The air show is high art
You will have a deeply held belief about Barrio
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You will have a deeply held belief about Barrio
You will lose your car at Blossom, and then sit in traffic for an hour
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You will lose your car at Blossom, and then sit in traffic for an hour
You will love the Browns
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You will love the Browns
You will demand that all great museums be free
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You will demand that all great museums be free
You will say you're from Cleveland even if you're from the suburbs
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You will say you're from Cleveland even if you're from the suburbs
You will love life on the lake
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You will love life on the lake
You will curse Linndale and take its name in vain
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You will curse Linndale and take its name in vain
You will live on ice cream in the summer
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You will live on ice cream in the summer