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Comment Archives: Stories: Arts

Re: “Tim Callaghan and Valerie Grossman Create a Beautiful Light at River Gallery

Thank you for such a glowing review of our show at the gallery!!! We love having Tim & Val and the community response has been such a treat!

Posted by Michelle Jordan Kupiec on 05/17/2019 at 9:24 PM
Posted by Zzzz on 05/09/2019 at 12:25 AM

Re: “After 'Faces of Cleveland,' Photographer Laura Wimbels Tackles New Project on Erotic Dancers

REGARDING THE TRUMP THING!

Hillary Clinton: "Grab them by the balls and you have their attention!
Response?
Hilarious laughter!

Donald Trump: "Grab them by the pussy and you have their attention!
Response?
"You f--king sexist, male chauvinist, White supremacist bastard"!

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
Women are the only female species on the planet, who can have oral, anal and vaginal sex, at the same time, and wank two other blokes as well .
Now try picturing a Cow having it off with 3 Bulls, at the same time.
What about a Bitch or Mare!

To all you artists out there! - PAINT THAT!

0 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by Gerald on 01/26/2019 at 1:24 PM

Re: “After 'Faces of Cleveland,' Photographer Laura Wimbels Tackles New Project on Erotic Dancers

STILL GONNA DIE
Shel Silverstein

So you're takin' better care of your body
Becoming more aware of your body.
Responding to your body's needs.
Everything you hear and read about diets,
Nutrition and sleeping position and detoxifying your system,
And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise.
Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized.
Soaps that will sanitize.
Sprays to deordorize.
Liquid to neutralize acids and pesticides.
Free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size.
Shots that will immunize.
Pills to re-energize you.

But remember that for all your pain and gain
Eventually the story ends the same...
You can quite smokin', but you're still gonna die.
Cut out cokin', but you're still gonna die.
Eliminate everything fatty or fried,
And you get real healthy, but you're still gonna die.
Stop drinkin' booze, you're still gonna die.
Stay away from cooze, you're still gonna die.
You can cut out coffee and never get high,
But you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
You can even give aerobics one more try,
But when the music stops playin', you're still gonna die.
Put seat belts in your car, you're still gonna die.
Cut nicotine tar, you're still gonna die.
You can exercise that cellulite off your thigh.
Get slimmer and trimmer, but you're still gonna die.
Stop gettin' a tan, you're still gonna die.
You can search for UFO's up in the sky
They might fly you to Mars where you're still gonna die.

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
And all the Reeboks and Nikes and Adidas you buy
You can jog up to heaven and you're still gonna die.

Drink ginseng tonics, you're still gonna die.
Try high colonics, you're still gonna die.
You can have yourself frozen and suspended in time,
But when they do thaw you out, you're still gonna die.
You can have safe sex, you're still gonna die.
You can switch to Crest, you're still gonna die.
You can get rid of stress, get a lot of rest,
Get an AIDS test, enroll in EST,
Move out west where it's sunny and dry
And you'll live to be a hundred
But you're still gonna die.

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
So you'd better have some fun
'Fore you say bye-bye,
'Cause you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.

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Posted by Gerald on 01/26/2019 at 1:09 PM

Re: “After 'Faces of Cleveland,' Photographer Laura Wimbels Tackles New Project on Erotic Dancers

Proud of her for taking in this unique project.

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Posted by Starvin Marvin on 01/24/2019 at 9:11 AM

Re: “After 'Faces of Cleveland,' Photographer Laura Wimbels Tackles New Project on Erotic Dancers

The new project sounds fascinating. I can't wait to see the results.

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Posted by Mindy Childress Herman on 01/23/2019 at 2:28 PM

Re: “After 'Faces of Cleveland,' Photographer Laura Wimbels Tackles New Project on Erotic Dancers

Only the fascist left would criticize a women for the political beliefs of a person she photographed.

2 likes, 15 dislikes
Posted by Typical on 01/23/2019 at 9:33 AM

Re: “My Farewell Column: On Leaving My Post as Theater Critic, and My Next Adventure

Congratulations on your next step. Wishing you all the best.
Greg Vovos

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by Greg Vovos on 01/03/2019 at 11:52 AM

Re: “Cleveland's Eric Rippert is Not a Painter, but He is

Coolest friend ever in high school, still cool now. In fact, cool ad infinitum ~ Lori Ditty

Posted by Lori Ditty on 12/12/2018 at 9:29 AM

Re: “Why Jessica Pinsky's Mesmerizing New Exhibit at Hedge Gallery Shouldn't be Missed

Anyone that knows Jessica Pinsky loves her. Great woman, great artist.

Posted by Art 4ever on 12/01/2018 at 7:12 AM

Re: “The Lead Character is Not Fully Present in 'Hello Dolly!' at Playhouse Square

I agree completely. She was miscast, and the night we saw it, she was not singing so well either. She seemed thoroughly tired, as if the dancers were all moving around her and she was trying to get out of the way at times.

Posted by gwanner on 10/23/2018 at 11:19 AM

Re: “The Lead Character is Not Fully Present in 'Hello Dolly!' at Playhouse Square

Betty Buckley created her own Dolly, a little more shy, a little less brassy, a little more human. I thought it was a nice touch. It wasn't the Bette Midler show, more of a true ensemble.

Posted by aglazen on 10/22/2018 at 2:59 PM

Re: “Yawns and Shrugs in 'The Woman in Black' at the Cleveland Play House

Totally disagree. Very much enjoyed this. Go see it. Christine is way off on this much too harsh review.

L. Baum

Posted by Luke F. Baum on 09/27/2018 at 4:41 PM

Re: “God Calls Himself an Asshole, in 'An Act of God' at the Beck Center

Hopefully the beck center will get struck by lightening.

2 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by Michael on 09/19/2018 at 5:10 AM

Re: “As 'Hamilton' Demonstrates, Our Country's Founders Had Their Turn to Fight, and It's Our Turn Now

Artsy types have always been this way.

They have no power. They would like you to think they matter but they don't. Bankers run things...and it was Hamilton who laid the foundation for that.

We're looking at Republican gains in the Senate in November. Trump 2020 is in the can but no one will admit it. With the market in the sky and unemployment near historic lows, why wouldn't it be?

0 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by rootvg on 07/31/2018 at 10:44 AM

Re: “As 'Hamilton' Demonstrates, Our Country's Founders Had Their Turn to Fight, and It's Our Turn Now

How long will we along our entertainment to be held captive by a leftist agenda?

4 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by Free Scene Magazine on 07/27/2018 at 12:44 AM

Re: “As 'Hamilton' Demonstrates, Our Country's Founders Had Their Turn to Fight, and It's Our Turn Now

What a stupid and sloppy article with such obvious bias. It didn't suffice to write a theater critique I guess. You had to inject your politics every step of the way. Let me just point out a few of your most hilarious gaffes. So first, you point out that it's performed by mostly non-white actors, even though most of these characters were, in fact, thoroughly white. Ok, so that's fine, as long as they do a good job portraying the character. But what's interesting is that if the character were in fact a non-white, then a white or any other than the original race, gender, religion, favorite food-eating, etc etc etc cannot play that character. Hypocrisy much? Yes, of course you do, that's par for the course for the extreme Left. Ok, let's move on. You then talk much about democracy and how it isn't working now. Well, that's interesting. It worked when Obama was elected twice to the presidency, but when a right-leaning candidate was elected you scream "failure of democracy!" It's like a spoiled child who doesn't get their way and has a tantrum. No logic involved, just pure outraged emotion. But by the way, news flash, we are NOT a democracy. The very founding fathers who are featured in this production and who wrote the Constitution took from example how dangerous mob rule was and instituted a CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC. Thank God there are still parts of that still working. To finish up, yes, this country is on fire, thanks to previous administrations hell-bent on remaking America, Constitution be damned, according to their warped vision of what America should be. The current one is trying to put that out and get us back on track. The immigrant Alexander Hamilton, who helped found this country, would have expected no less...

6 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by Andrew Ziebro on 07/26/2018 at 9:50 PM

Re: “An Israeli Family is Tormented by Uncertainty on Their Independence Day Cookout

It's nice that Scene deletes any comments except from user Grizz65. It's always pleasant to know if I scroll down through one of these articles, I can depend on seeing multiple trashy posts from only Grizz65.

Posted by Looking good guys on 07/04/2018 at 6:08 AM

Re: “An Israeli Family is Tormented by Uncertainty on Their Independence Day Cookout

"We"...yeah, right...Spamming Troll...YOU and your 165 anonymous usernames...and all those pinko Commie dust bunnies under your bed, who scare the bejesus out of you. I still don't understand why they haven't blocked you, but then, I'm not a techie. There must be a reason why you keep on showing up,, just like a cockroach.

Wise up already,, sonny. I recently explained to you that SCENE is an "alternative media weekly" and NOT an "entertainment magazine"...and that it has always been left-of-center in its political stance, or at the very least, rather progressive in its outlook.

Obviously, you were not paying attention. You just like to piss and moan and whine and bitch. You're a lot like the folks in this play.

Why don't you come up out of your parents' basement and go see it? It's SUMMERTIME. The sunshine and the fresh air might clear a few cobwebs from your one-track, anti-Communist, wanna-wreck-SCENE mind. Couldn't hurt!

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by Grizz65 on 06/29/2018 at 10:25 AM

Re: “An Israeli Family is Tormented by Uncertainty on Their Independence Day Cookout

No one is working harder than the scene magazine staff and owners to destroy the magazine. We just want entertainment info in Cleveland without a dramatically biased political slant.

1 like, 3 dislikes
Posted by Wrong again grizz on 06/29/2018 at 8:31 AM

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