Last Word

Who will win American Idol?

"Who cares?! Paula Abdul's left implant!"

-- D., Country Allstars

"I'm voting for the Kellie Pickler chick! Any lady who has a pickle or a vegetable in her name is OK with me!"

-- Domonic R., Eastlake

"The sponsors."

-- Metal Bastard, a robot, Cleveland

Question of the Week: What's the worst song ever?