Get your mind out of the gutter before you go to tonights X-Rated Monday at Club Argos. There wont be any porn on the gay clubs 11 TV screens. Instead, bartender Trent will pour half-price cocktails and shots from the X vodka and liqueur lines -- like the Perfect X, which is made from three ounces of vodka, the juice of half a lemon, and black pepper and lemon garnishes. Theres also the X-Bomb, featuring vodka and liqueur mixed with half a can of Red Bull. And for the heartbroken, Trent serves the X-Boyfriend, which mixes equal parts liqueur and vanilla vodka.
Mondays, 3 p.m.-2:30 a.m., 2007