Mood Food

Great Lakes serves dinner, makes people horny.

The Valentine's Day menu at Great Lakes Brewing Company has us salivating. It's also got us all worked up, if you know what we mean. Tonight's theme is Aphrodisiacs, and, thankfully, Great Lakes has spared us the river snails and skink flesh that got people all hot and heavy back in the day. Instead, caviar, striped bass, and bean sprouts top the menu — all complemented by glasses of tasty ale, porter, and stout. It costs $85 per couple. If you plan to attend alone, it's $50, but if you're gonna get all horned up on oysters and asparagus, you'll look like quite an ass munching on the chocolate-dipped banana by yourself.
Tue., Feb. 14, 7-9 p.m.