Chippendales

Doors 7, show 9, Friday, August 3. $15 GA/$25 VIP (available at www.trafficnightclub.com), 18+ only. At Traffic, 1296 W. 6th St., Warehouse District, 216-566-9621.

The Chippendales male revue has been a reliable brand for exotic dancers since the '80s, but worry not: They rotate their guys mercilessly, and the dancers still look like they were released from a genetic-engineering tank earlier this week, sent directly to dance classes, coated in baby oil, and delivered fresh to the stage. Eight dancers will show you what they've got, in solo and group performances. The party continues after the show, with a live broadcast of Top 40 and dance jams from KISS FM. And the KISS forecast for the evening says it'll be raining men.