Quaker Steak & Lube brags that it’s “America's #1 motorsports-themed family restaurant.” Despite their name, they don’t sell steak. And no, perverts, they don’t sell lube. But they do sell “Lube Burgers.” So it’s safe to say that these franchises — the majority of which are in Pennsylvania and Ohio — do not often serve as MENSA meeting-grounds.
But it seems even a place as gleefully oblivious of good taste as Quaker Steak isn’t allowed to give its food offensive names. ...