Laugh and live forever (on DVD) with comedian John Caparulo

Comedian John Caparulo’s Saturday, May 3 show at Playhouse Square’s Ohio Theatre (1519 Euclid Ave.) will be taped for a DVD. The funny man appeared in Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy show. The show takes place at Playhouse Square's Ohio Theatre (1519 Euclid Ave.), 8 p.m., tickets $17.50 with student ID/$22.75 without (Tickets.com). He's a Rustbelt guy, so help a brother out. Quote: "If you're on a health kick, fine. If you want to live to be 90, fine. But if that means no butter, fuck off. I'll put butter on Skittles." -- D.X. Ferris