TSO Tickets Available for (Previously) Sold-Out Shows

If you're into mulleted metal dudes playing guitar-ified Christmas jams, today's your lucky day: Some primo seats have been released for the Trans-Siberian Orchestra's December 30 shows, which were previously, technically, sold out. Snap 'em up at LiveNation.com or Ticketmaster (216-241-5555). The horror. The horror. -- D.X. Ferris