Cocktails Cleveland to host clambake for really hungry gay guys

Gay guys are pigs. At least that’s what Jim Tasker’s menu suggests for his annual clambake on September 29 at Cocktails Cleveland. A $16.95 dinner features a dozen top-neck clams, half a chicken, sweet potato, mounds of cole slaw and sweet corn, and a bowl of Tasker’s homemade clam chowder. For $24.95, he’ll throw in a pound of snow-crab legs, while a $26.95 ticket scores a five-ounce lobster tail. If that’s not enough, Tasker gives you a choice of either two pieces of king-crab legs or a 20-ounce lobster for $30.95. “I’m not trying to make any money on it,” says Tasker, who’s one the club’s happy-hour bartenders. “I just want you to get your money’s worth.” The clambake runs from 5 to 8 p.m. Call 216-961-3115 for more information.