Celebrate Elvis' Death With The Creepy-Ass WowWee Alive Elvis

Tomorrow marks 30 years since Elvis’ bloated corpse left the building. We can’t think of a better way to commemorate the occasion than with the WowWee Alive Elvis – possibly the scariest fucking thing we’ve seen all year. And for a mere $349.99, you can have the King’s animatronic head singing you to sleep every single night. -- Michael Gallucci