Cavs Lance Allred signs deal to write memoirs. Don’t expect many action scenes

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"Hey, Wally, is there a plug for my laptop under your seat? I've got some writing to do."
In basketball, the term "victory cigar" often refers to a player whose very appearance on the court suggests that a win is eminent. During their 30-point annihilation of the Wizards in Game 2 on Tuesday, the Cavaliers didn't just light up one victory cigar; they torched an entire humidor. With the game all but over by the 4th quarter, both Brothers Jones (Dwayne and Damon) and Billy Thomas, a D-League call up who hadn't seen significant court time in two months, were sent in to claim the winner's spoils. It seemed every bench warmer would get his chance to shine -- except for one. ...