By Michael Gallucci
Jessica Simpson says a coyote stole her dog. Then again, it could have just been a waiter clearing dishes. She's not very smart, you know.
Apparently crack ain't quite as wack as previously reported.
Trailer for new Michael Jackson movie features lotsa flashy lights, backstage scenes and a dancing skeleton.
Is there anyone out there who doesn't think Kanye is an asshole? —Michael Gallucci
