Cleveland vs. Wall Street Premiers at Cannes, Doesn't Include Violent Retributions

Wed go medieval on their asses.
  • We'd go medieval on their asses.

Cleveland may one day recover from the foreclosure crisis that has rocked the city, but Cleveland will never get true justice for what the Wall Street douchetards did. JPMorgan and the rest aren't funneling cash back to the residents that lost their houses, with few exceptions, ain't none of those bankers going to jail, and some grandma from Brookpark will never get the chance to kick Goldman Sachs employee in the shins.

In cinema land, however, Cleveland gets a shot at retribution. "Cleveland vs. Wall Street" premieres May 16 at Cannes. Is it a violent thriller staged in a foreclosed Cleveland house where hordes of the foreclosed masses go reckless Rust Belt on some banker ass?

Not exactly.