- Who is this man?
A man is suing the Cleveland Cavaliers, and it's not because they are going to suck.
The suit, filed in Cuyahoga County Court, seeks to ascertain the identity of Moondog, the Cavaliers' mascot.
Why?
Does this guy want a date? Does he like Moondog's physique? Is he curious what workout regimen the athletic mascot is on? Does he think Moondog slept with his mom?
Nope.
