Matthew Trakas Arrested for Exposing Himself to Teens

• "Dude, where's yout shirt? And your pants?"

Matthew Trakas was arrested for waving at the neighborhood kids — waving, but not with his hands.

According to the Chronicle-Telegraph, the 41 year-old Elyria man had a habit of getting down to buck and standing before his full-length glass front door while the kids walked home from school. Two girls, 14 and 15, saw his display and ran to tell their friends. Don't worry about it, they were told, the guy goes it all the time.