Santa Claus Un-Patriotic, According to Willoughby Residents

Yo, Willoughby, you been naughty or nice?
  • "Yo, Willoughby, you been naughty or nice?"

These are the media doldrums for Willoughby. Not only does the city’s school district have a well-aired problem with homosexuals, now residents there are crying foul about a certain red-suited subversive who’s usurped the Stars and Stripes in an alleged effort to undermine the US war effort overseas. Or something like that.