Man Claims He Didn't Realize He Was Having Sex With a Dead Woman

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No matter how badly you think your romantic partner performs in bed, and even if you compare him/her to a dead fish, it's still hard to miss all the signs that they are technically alive. If you're not one of those sickos into necrophilia, then those vitals — breathing, warmth, heart beat, etc. — are pretty important when you're canoodling with someone.

Richard Elwood Sanden, a 55-year-old from Geneva, has been accused of having sex with a corpse, and his excuse is that he missed all those signs and remained woefully ignorant of the fact that his partner was actually dead as he was plowing away.

Sure.