In your you'll-say-you-don't-care-but-you-really-do news of the day: Tiger Woods' new girlfriend is a native Clevelander. He's reportedly dating Alyse Lahti Johnston, a 22-year-old Florida college student.
According to The Daily Mail, Johnston is the step-daughter of a high-ranking executive at IMG, the sports agency that represents Woods and has offices in Cleveland. Daddy must be proud.
Johnston graduated from Orange High School. Oh, and they busted out a photo from her DUI arrest last year where she looks slightly less than fetching. Fun times. We wish the happy couple nothing but the best until Tiger sticks it in someone else.