Woman Takes in Alligator, Authorities Confiscate

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We feel like somewhere back in those murky days of our childhood there was a Disney movie about a woman fighting to keep her lovable pet alligator. Tom Hanks or Danny Glover might have co-starred. Ring any bells? Maybe we’ve just been doing too much bath salt to remember right. Anyway, if there wasn’t a 90s-slockfest about a well-intended woman and her favorite reptile, we’ve got a real life scenario just begging on its hands and knees for a big screen adaptation.