Good afternoon, Cleveland. Here's some stuff to read while you occupy Cleveland.
— Jumping over a bridge when trying to elude the cops might be a good idea. Probably not if it's a 50-foot drop. (NewsNet5)
— Audio from a 911 call made by a woman police suspect was abducted, dumped on the side of the road, and left semi-conscious. In it you can hear the attacker pick up the phone and say, "She's dead." Thankfully she's not. (Morning Journal)
— Southern Ohio could really use a lesson in sportsmanship. (Ohio)