3-Year-Old Lakewood Kid Shoots Up the House

What part of Bob the Builder dont you understand?
  • "What part of 'Bob the Builder' don't you understand?"
Ask any Lakewood resident and you’ll hear some form of the same refrain: What the hell’s happening to this town? The Detroit Avenue storefronts are gettin’ purty, but the rap sheets are getting uglier by the day. Or maybe they’re just getting better publicity.

Our police blotter lowlight of the day comes courtesy of our friends at Lakewood Patch, who note that the little tykes on Donald Avenue are packing more than sippy cups these days.