The Quality of Cleveland Life Report

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Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.

The Man With the Plan: Mayor Jackson’s dramatic lakefront development plan earns council approval; early estimates indicate the project will be completed in plenty of time to welcome the first wave of intergalactic tourists by around 2350.

A Bone for the Skinheads: Family of Jon Demjanjuk wants the war criminal’s body returned to Seven Hills for burial; some claim a gravesite here could become a neo-Nazi attraction, which visitors’ bureau data confirms we are sorely lacking so far.

Driven to Drink
: Maker’s Mark unveils a commemorative whiskey in honor of former University of Kentucky/Browns QB Tim Couch. Rumors persist that Browns attempted to sign two cases of Couch in case Colt McCoy can’t hold down the starter’s job.

This Week's Index: For every balmy March day, a polar bear dies. There's a lot of them though, so it's cool.