Cleveland Loves Porn


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We know this because Men's Health did some did some specious internet ranking sleuthage to peg the cities that love porn the most and least.
Cleveland came in at No. 18 on the list of 100, meaning we don't love porn as much as places like Orlando, which is alright because everyone needs a break every once in awhile to avoid chafing.

Men's Health's methodology:

We peered through a statistical peephole to tabulate the following criteria: the number of DVDs purchased, rented, or streamed (; adult entertainment stores per city (; rate of porn searches (Google Insights); and, for fans of soft-core, percentage of Cinemax-subscribing households (SimplyMap).

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