Xavier University to Get America's First Pizza ATM

click to enlarge Xavier University to Get America's First Pizza ATM
Courtesy Paline
Magic is happening at Xavier University in Cincinnati, Ohio, and we can only hope it reaches Cleveland ASAP.

Paline, a French vending machine company, has chosen the school to be the first location in North America to have a pizza vending machine. After all, what better place for the trial balloon of ready-made cheap food than a college campus.

The machine is designed to hold up to 70 pizzas running $10 apiece. The machine heats and boxes the pizzas individually before being delivered in cheesy glory through a slot. 

Listen, pizza in general is delicious and like sex, is good even when it's bad. But a machine-cooked pie? 

"It is the best pizza I've ever had, and I hate to admit that as a New Yorker," Jennifer Paiotti, marketing director of XU's auxiliary services, told WCPO.