Dick Gobbler 
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Re: “Surely This Will 1) Convince LeBron to Come Back, and 2) Help This Guy Sell His House


An ass-fuck for a Ford F150 is a great incentive to buy.

In fact, the used car lot here in Maple Hts has a Chinese menu of sexual favors to incentivize people to buy their hooptys:

Dodge Truck = Cleveland Steamer

Honda -any type = tongue bath to your butt

Chevy Camaro = knotted washcloth in the butt

Ford Mustang = warm cream corn enema

Toyota Camry = hot ass play while watching Japanese anime

Posted by Dick Gobbler on 07/15/2010 at 3:17 PM


clear channel sucks plain and simple. I hope their billboards quit on them too.

Posted by Dick Gobbler on 12/04/2009 at 9:43 PM

Re: “Free Music From Them Crooked Vultures

WAY better than Probot

Posted by Dick Gobbler on 11/03/2009 at 4:38 PM

Re: “Say It Proud

NY may have Cheesecake, L.A.'s got those shoes they sell at Marshall's, Boston has baked beans - but Cleveland's got THE STEAMER.

Nuthin' like the world famous Cleveland Steamer. Life was good in Cleveland before Brookpark road got cleaned up. Especially the old SteamHole Bar/Skyline Chili jjust past Chevrolet Blvd. For $35 you could get a 3-way Skyline chili served to you thru an anonymous "steamhole' (kind of like a glory hole but you would lay down on a rubber air mattress in the dark underneath an anonymous unemployed chili eatin' beer guzzlin' GM worker or the mayor.)

That is branding.

Dick Gobbler
Brook Park

Posted by Dick Gobbler on 10/15/2009 at 3:07 PM


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