Chuckles the Clown 
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Re: “The Cavaliers' New Uniforms Haven't Exactly Been Well-Received

Say hello to the Cleveland Wingfoots...or would that be Wingfeet?

Name change and total corporate shilling (as in selling out, not the British moolah) will follow the uniform change...right about the time the Indians become something equally as stupid, like the Spiders. And the Chief will go away and take his place in history, alongside the Confederate flag.

But just like the stars and Bars, you will see Cavs gear and Wahoo merch on the streets of Cleveland for many years to come. Old habits (like the nuns wear, not the customs) die hard.

Especially among the die-hards.

Chuckles the Clown

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 08/19/2017 at 5:53 AM

Re: “Steely Dan's Donald Fagen to Revisit His Past With a Little Help From a New, Young Band

Won't be home from the Great American Eclipse and Chaos Tour...too bad...
Donald Fagen is a joy to see onstage. Never been disappointed by Steely Dan..
The heavy-handed security and airport-style bullshit at the gates, yes...
The show itself? No way!.

Chuckles the Clown

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 08/18/2017 at 9:29 PM

Re: “Robots Have Quietly Become Ohio’s Booming Workforce

No pissing, no moaning, no bitching, no complaining, no sick time, no vacation time, no high turnover rates, no raises, no coffee breaks, no goofing off, no minimum wages, and best of all...NO UNIONS. And your slaves will never get tired. Just oil their joints with WD-40.

An industrialist's dream come true. No need for relocating to Mexico or Asia, where you would still need those pesky, demanding human beings. Robots! What could be better?

Chuckles the Clown

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 08/17/2017 at 11:53 AM

Re: “Meet the Men Who Want to be Cleveland's Next Mayor

Q.) What did you take away from this poll?
A.) That there's a new new Lancer's...and that it would be cool to go there...

Way to duck the dirt bike issue, Safety Candidate Zack. Is that truly the best you can do?

They are making forays into West Park now, and its citizens are getting pissed.

Zack, if you face off against Frank, and beat him, you'd better have a plan...or you will have a Charlottesville.
Same holds true for anyone else who wins, including the Current Occupant.

Wake up and smell the exhaust fumes! Shit's gotta stop!

Chuckles the Clown

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 08/16/2017 at 9:42 PM

Re: “Prayer Rally Against Hate and Racism Planned for Steps of City Hall Today

White Robes For a White House. Wouldn't be the first time, either. Wilson threw black visitors out. And "Ohio;s own"--Warren G. Harding-- belonged to the Klan in his hometown of Marion, Ohio.

Down in the Carolinas, two southern gentlemen, who claimed to be Klansmen, even showed me robes and hoods that supposedly once belonged to Harding before he was elected POTUS in 1920. I believed it.

A hundred years...and not much has changed, At least there is no more lynching. Just killing.

Historians rank Harding dead last, or close to it. That is one thing that has definitely changed.

Chuckles the Clown

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 08/14/2017 at 1:53 PM

Re: “Man Attempts To Fondle Edgewater Beach Lifeguard While Touching Himself

Thanks for ruining my keyboard, you bastards...I just up-Chucked all over it...

Chuckles the Clown

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 08/13/2017 at 2:39 PM

Re: “Perseids Meteor Shower Provides Stellar Opening Act for Eclipse Main Event

I've seen several partial eclipses, including one in NY State in the mid-Nineties, and even the one that covered more than three-quarters of the sun in the early Sixties (July '63). The air gets cooler, the sky gets darker, and birds and animals think it's nightfall. Also, the shadows from the trees get really spooky. You will know what I mean just a week from tomorrow,

On a scale of one to ten, a partial solar eclipse is about a six...but a TOTAL eclipse...let there be also supposed to be a "six" in "six figures"...and it's the experience of a lifetime.

I've planned for this event for many years, and the long shlep down South (where I 'll be "putting my ass on the line" in center line) will be worth the time and trouble.

Can't wait for next Monday. "SOLAR ECLIPSE: the feel-good hit of the summer!"

Chuckles the Clown

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 08/13/2017 at 2:27 PM

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