No, let me clarify for any confused minds. You can get someone to say whatever you want them to when you turn them into your puppet. How do you make someone your puppet? Well, it usually involves money, closed doors, and shenanigans. I'm clearly not saying that is the case here of course. It only looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and is shaped like a duck. But it's not a duck. Promise! (Winks)
Those selfish voters. Imagine, demanding that our busy elected officials waste their valuable time trying to educate neanderthals on why this deal was so great! I mean, really, is it too much to ask as an elected official to be left alone so you never have to talk or listen to anyone you represent and you can just vote the way you personally want? Heck, elected officials are so stressed about money for their reelection funds nowadays. Let's encourage big corporations and the employees of those corporations to give big amounts, like tens of thousands of dollars to our elected officials. I'm sure this will not cause any problems, no elected official in Cleveland ever has been accused of corruption. True story.
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