Born in India but raised in Texas, comedian Akaash Singh likes to joke about life's many paradoxes. In one bit about how marriage benefits women more than men, he makes fun of all the pomp and circumstance that accompany a typical wedding. In the routine, he says, "I'm just saying that there should be something for men to balance out the ring. I think men should get a car." Tonight's show takes place at 8 at Hilarities. Check the website for ticket prices. (Niesel)